"If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"

"If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"

9oz / Amber Jar + Black Lid / Vanilla Bean
$20.00
$20.00
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"If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
  • "If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"
"If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"

"If This Candle Is Lit... one of you mfs smell like shit"

$20.00
$20.00
Size9oz
Color
Scent
9oz
Height (with lid), cm 8.89
Diameter, cm 7.40

This candle is not here to judge.

It’s here to expose.

Whether it’s the shoes by the door, the gym bag in the corner, or somebody who swears “it ain’t me,” this candle was made for households brave enough to tell the truth.

Best lit during:

  • Roommate interventions
  • Trying to be petty
  • Chaotic apartments
  • If someone actually stinks

Product features

- Hand-poured 100% USA soy wax with 100% cotton eco wick

- Available in 9oz (50–60 hrs) or 4oz (25–30 hrs) burn times

- Nine scented options plus an unscented choice; natural, layered fragrance blends

- Reusable amber or clear glass jar with black lid and permanent label

- Eco-friendly, non-toxic formula; meets ASTM standards

Care instructions

- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.

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