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Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Vanilla Bean","offer_id":62813345087859,"sku":"25266466366913849016","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Comfort Spice","offer_id":62813345120627,"sku":"21242569086689981851","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Sea Breeze","offer_id":62813345153395,"sku":"26161388818070790989","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Honeysuckle","offer_id":62813345186163,"sku":"22736763377235649423","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Eucalyptus Lavender Herb","offer_id":62813345218931,"sku":"25574294561249989767","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Spiced Pumpkin Ginger","offer_id":62813345251699,"sku":"13971561322602218823","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Fresh Balsam","offer_id":62813345284467,"sku":"14135280016426603542","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Pink Grapefruit","offer_id":62813345317235,"sku":"77675870454083304243","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber Jar + Black Lid \/ Unscented","offer_id":62813345350003,"sku":"20320474515904326065","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Clear Jar + Black Lid \/ Vanilla Bean","offer_id":62813345382771,"sku":"10399599132948804965","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Clear Jar + Black Lid \/ Comfort Spice","offer_id":62813345415539,"sku":"25390573489472233857","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Clear Jar + Black Lid \/ Sea Breeze","offer_id":62813345448307,"sku":"15740582116341092368","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Clear Jar + Black Lid \/ Honeysuckle","offer_id":62813345481075,"sku":"16269792022477408536","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Clear Jar + Black Lid \/ Eucalyptus Lavender Herb","offer_id":62813345513843,"sku":"25983519644961314023","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Clear Jar + Black Lid \/ Spiced Pumpkin Ginger","offer_id":62813345546611,"sku":"13580570495572129065","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Clear Jar + Black Lid \/ Fresh Balsam","offer_id":62813345579379,"sku":"62292568794978915922","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Clear Jar + Black Lid \/ Pink Grapefruit","offer_id":62813345612147,"sku":"27297817104082195611","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Clear Jar + Black Lid \/ Unscented","offer_id":62813345644915,"sku":"19582751291338562525","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0995\/4164\/7731\/files\/20260506114458-1f149410-21ec-6ec0-a672-9a9d27079a59.png?v=1778068513","url":"https:\/\/latoshe-haus-co.myshopify.com\/products\/if-this-candle-is-lit-funny-scented-soy-candle-jar-candle-4oz-or-9oz-amber-jar-black-lid","provider":"Latoshé Haus CO.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}